It's been a long time. You look good, though. Have you been working out?
Look, we're not going to write you an apology. That's so 1994. Instead, we recorded one. For you, listeners.
We try to explain away our absence, answer questions from a friend listener regarding deep philosophical matters, Kim ponders the merits of sex tapes, and then we talk about video games for a long time. Don't be jealous, and don't try to come between us and our games.
Back before we met you, we knew a girl we called Hedgehog. She was so not as attractive as you, so don't look at us like that.
She used to wear sunglasses at night, her hair was spikier than a newly shaved... ankle... and her dance moves were the most astounding in the whole land.
Even greater than ours.
She danced at everything that moved, regardless of their partner fuming at her or the horrified look on the faces of those she danced on.
She was, in a word, glorious.
Look, if you don't agree with us, or want us to answer some questions, don't call, us, email.
We'll reply and everything. We're good at that, you know. giveupthegirl@gmail.com
Don't make us beg!
Intro: Sarah Blasko - Planet New Year
Outro: Space - Female Of The Species


![[PLAY]](http://surrenderdorothy.podOmatic.com/img/play_button.gif)